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Clegg and Farage both packing heat

NICK Clegg and Nigel Farage have both admitted that they will have firearms at tonight’s televised debate on Europe. 

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No-frills pub 'will allow pissing yourself'

A NEW super-economy pub chain will allow patrons to urinate where they sit, it has announced.

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