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Clegg apologises for principles

NICK Clegg has apologised for having a moral viewpoint on something.

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We kind of assumed you wanted to kill us, army tells Taleban

BRITISH troops have assured the Taleban that the intention to kill them has been perfectly clear for a while.

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