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Clegg Pondering Ghastly Act Of Necrophilia

LIBERAL Democrat leader Nick Clegg is today wondering whether he should have sex with something that is obviously dead.

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National Trust Revamps Historic Dogging Site

THE UK’s oldest dogging site has been re-opened by the National Trust, with interactive stranger sex displays and cakes.

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