Dear Holly,There’s a really foxy girl who drinks
in my local and I’ve decided I’d like to have sex with her. I’ve
heard on the grapevine that she likes men with expensive cars and
designer clothes – unfortunately, my job as a service station
assistant only just about keeps me in Pot Noodles and Lynx. I thought
maybe I could break into an old lady’s house, rough her up a bit
and then steal all her life savings and ornaments. My question is:
should I bother with all the hassle of buying a flashy car when I
could just hand this girl the loot and tell her to get her knickers
off?Floyd,Bristol
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