Confused Neanderthals gather around monolith

A GROUP of Neanderthal men milled uneasily around a mysterious monolith that appeared overnight in Parliament Square on Saturday.

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Bastard free trial renews because you forgot

THAT f**king free trial you did last month has renewed for a sum of money you did not want to pay because you forget to cancel.

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