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Conservative Party still pretending it’s not completely f**ked

THE Conservative Party is continuing to pretend Brexit has not left it completely and utterly fucked.

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Dire warnings ‘don’t work when delivered in French’

THE French language just makes threats sound alluring or delicious, it has been confirmed.

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