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Corbyn waiting at Dover to give signal to Czechoslovakian invaders

JEREMY Corbyn is hunkered down near the White Cliffs of Dover ready to send a signal to the secretly reunified country of Czechoslovakia to invade the United Kingdom.

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'Not all millennials are unbearable arseholes' claims unbearable millennial arsehole

NOT all millennials are dreadful arseholes, one of them has insisted.

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