Corbyn's friends ‘sick of being told what they don’t want to hear’

FRIENDS of Jeremy Corbyn wish he would just tell them they were right to leave their wives for girls half their age.

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Blackburn appoints Lambert out of spite

BLACKBURN Rovers has hired Paul Lambert as manager to teach ungrateful supporters a lesson.

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