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Crazed David Miliband picking off conference delegates

ED Miliband’s demented, disfigured brother is murdering delegates at the Labour Party conference.

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Hottest chili 'is also gay'

AN absurdly hot chili that also stimulates homosexual feelings has left British men deeply conflicted.

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