Crossrail net closing in on Boris

THE London Crossrail project could soon uncover the pit Boris Johnson uses to dispose of his enemies, it has been claimed.

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Non-smokers told to shut up and stop being so utterly pathetic

NON-SMOKERS have been advised to like it or fuck off after complaining about smoking in pub beer gardens.

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