Darling To Kickstart Economy With 30 Million One Pound Coins

ALISTAIR Darling is to boost Britain's faltering economy by giving 30 million one pound coins to poor people.

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Women Blame Nightmares On Rectal Gas

SLEEPING next to 18 stone of relentlessly guffing middle-aged water buffalo can cause nightmares, research suggests.

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