Dinosaurs extinct because they voted Tory

SCIENTISTS have discovered the extinction of the dinosaurs was caused by their continuous election of Conservative governments.

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New couple wondering if they're ready to have first date without alcohol

A COUPLE who have been seeing each other for several weeks are deciding if they are ready to spend time together while not absolutely pissed.

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