Dominic Raab's guide to the Britain he's just now finding out about

AS acting leader of Britain, I’m in a state of near-constant shock about what I didn’t know about it. Here’s a few things I learned just yesterday: 

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F**k off and leave us alone, say old people

OLD people have requested bored younger people to please f**k off and leave them alone.

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