'Donald just read a book at parties': Ghislaine Maxwell's new bullshit version of Trump and Epstein's relationship

GHISLAINE Maxwell is clearly being prepped to give an account of Trump and Epstein’s friendship that exonerates the president. Here’s the new version of events she’s probably working on right now.

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Annoying friend saying the right thing again

A WOMAN’S friend has once again infuriated her by providing useful advice instead of listening to her complaints in a supportive manner.

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