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Donald Trump, and other people Donald Trump considers American heroes

CHARLIE Kirk has been admitted into The Donald Trump Pantheon of American Heroes, but which other Yanks will be on his new Mount Rushmore?

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Israel recognises Cornish statehood

ISRAEL has officially recognised Cornwall as an independent country and its cream teas as superior to all others, it has informed the UK. 

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