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Don't look too human though, May told

THERESA May has been told to look slightly human but not too much.

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Queen's speech delayed over whether cats are witches' familiars

THE QUEEN’S speech will be delayed while Democratic Unionists and Tories debate whether cats help witches cast spells against Christians.

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