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Driving to Barnard Castle not the most bullshit excuse you’ve ever heard anymore

DRIVING to Barnard Castle has been overtaken by looking up tractors and being ambushed by porn as the worst excuse you have ever heard.

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Three bikes in the bath: the grim as f**k student houses you lived in

WHILE you look back fondly on your university days, you lived in some disgusting houses. These scenarios will be all too familiar:

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