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Earth distances itself from Green Party

THE planet has confirmed that it does not support the Greens or want them to be encouraged.

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House of Lords to trial red light chamber

THE House of Lords is to introduce a decriminalised zone where peers can prostitute themselves without fear of arrest. 

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