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Ed Balls to be on television every day

A POLICE protection officer has been suspended after destroying Britain’s relationship with not having to look at Ed Balls.

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Incomprehensible Scotsman buys £20m worth of Soleros from Ajax

INCOMPREHENSIBLE Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish has inadvertently signed more than £20m worth of fruit-covered ice cream treats from Dutch giants Ajax.

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