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Ed Balls to pretend we've never met

ED Balls will today attempt to convince Britain that we have him confused with that smug little prick who ruined everything.

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McCartney ballet worryingly short on dancing frogs

Sir Paul changes title to Ocean Kingdom With Added Frog.

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