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Ed Davey solemnly ziplines into Lib Dem party conference

AWARE of his precarious position within his party, Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey has soberly ziplined onto the conference stage without applause. 

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Man who's technically had sex still pathetic virgin at heart

A MAN who in a physical sense has lost his virginity is still a sexless loser deep down in his soul.

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