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Ed Miliband, and other dull Labour twats the press is trying to make terrifying

THE right-wing press is desperate to convince readers that voting Labour will lead to a socialist nightmare ruled by ruthless Leninists. Here’s who it’s not really working with.

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England's victory was won for bigotry and no-strings-attached £5m gifts, says Farage

LAST night, the England team won. And they won for English values: casual bigotry, smoking cigarettes and generous gifts from crypto billionaires.

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