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Eighth Labour MP suspended for not using coaster

KEIR Starmer has announced the whip has been suspended from an eighth MP for the crime of placing a cup on a wooden table without using a coaster. 

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Carefree, beautiful woman riding bicycle, dress fluttering in the breeze, committing multiple traffic infractions

A WINSOME woman cycling through a town, her floral dress dancing behind her in the wind, is blissfully unaware of the vehicular chaos following in her wake. 

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