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Election's off, says May

THERESA May has cancelled next week’s general election after deciding it was not necessary after all. 

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Trump uses safeword to end this sick game

DONALD Trump has used his safeword ‘covfefe’ to end the humiliating fetish game where he pretended to be the worst president ever. 

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