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Entire global economic system depended on America not electing mad king

THE whole of the planet’s health, wealth and happiness was solely dependent on a single country not being run by a berserk emperor, it has emerged. 

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Pollen registered as bioweapon

THE UN has officially categorised pollen as a bioweapon which it is illegal to develop, produce, stockpile or acquire.

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