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Entire UK to be deported for not keeping all their paperwork

EVERYONE is being deported to the Caribbean because they cannot produce an insane amount of paperwork proving they are British.

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Iron Maiden fans somehow immune to self-consciousness epidemic

FANS of Iron Maiden are somehow unaffected by the self-consciousness epidemic sweeping the Western world.

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