Even Tim Martin doesn't like you, and other ways to know you're really up shit creek

BORIS Johnson has found himself in non-stop trouble recently. Here he explains the telltale signs that you might be irretrievably f**ked.

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Dear Boris, when I called you a 'lying sack of shit' I may have spoken in haste

Dear Boris,

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