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Every good thing that happens proves the Conservatives got it right

THE heatwave, puppies and the poisoning of Game of Thrones tyrant Joffrey prove that austerity is working, the Tories have claimed.

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World War III can't decide where to start

THE coming world war which will devastate 90 per cent of the planet can’t settle on where to begin.

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