Everybody ordered to get with their Brexit Buddy

THE entire population of the UK must spend the next two years with their government-assigned Brexit Buddy.

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I have no idea what I have just done

AS prime minister and leader of your country, I have just done something which will have consequences completely unknown to me. 

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