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'Finally I am to deliver on the will of the people by f**king off'

AFTER three years of failing to stay true to my word, I am delighted to finally deliver on the will of the people by f**king off from frontline politics.

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Ghost unmasked by Scooby-Doo gang asks to stay on as caretaker until autumn

THE Phantom PM caught and unmasked by the Scooby-Doo gang has asked if he can remain in post as caretaker until September.

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