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Five coups more successful than Jacob Rees-Mogg's

AFTER years claiming to be a powerful Conservative force, Jacob Rees-Mogg’s attempt to unseat May has left him as humiliated as his tiny mentula left him in the showers at Eton.

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Darts players tested to make sure they're pissed

DARTS players will be drug tested to ensure they are properly pissed.

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