Five ironic punishments for Cummings that would appease the British public

THE anger towards the PM’s senior adviser doesn’t seem to be dying down. Perhaps these punishments could satisfy the country’s rage?

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Everyday things now massive pain in the arse

TINY things are now a giant faff, Britons are realising as lockdown begins to ease.

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