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'F**k it, the old bastards all vote Reform anyway'

THE prime minister has decided to put the boot in to pensioners on the grounds they all vote far-right anyway so what the f**k. 

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How to get your working class origins into every conversation

MEETING someone new and middle-class? They may assume, seeing you in your Reiss suit, that you’re just like them when actually you’re better. Drop in these class markers: 

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