Unite behind me you twats, says May at cross-party talks

THE prime minister has asked the twat leaders of other parties she clearly despises to unite behind her and her Brexit deal immediately.

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Neighbours delighted man's friend beeped car horn 15 times as he left last night

A MAN’S neighbours are glad his friend was able to beep his car horn numerous times last night as way of saying goodbye.

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