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For Christ's Sake Just Sack Me, Says Darling

ALISTAIR Darling last night pleaded for his immediate dismissal, stressing he was the worst chancellor in more than 60 years.

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Supermarkets 'Selling Things People Want To Buy'

BRITAIN'S supermarkets were last night accused of stocking the products their customers want to buy.

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