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Foreign Office Has No Idea Who Foreign Secretary Is

AFTER months of speculation, civil servants at the Foreign Office have admitted that they do not know who the Foreign Secretary is.

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£50m Campaign On How To Go To The Toilet

HEALTH minister Andy Kerr today launched a multi-million pound initiative to teach Scots how to go to the lavatory.

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