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Johnson's foreign policy 'entirely based on 70s war comics'

BORIS Johnson’s strategy for dealing with other countries is based on his collection of children’s war comics, he has revealed.

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Thank f**k it's hat season, say baldies

BRITAIN’S bald men are absolutely delighted that hat season has come around again. 

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