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Get back on the canals, May tells North

THE prime minister has responded to the northern rail crisis by ordering locals off trains and back on narrowboats where they belong. 

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Jamie Oliver calls for ban on eating

JAMIE Oliver plans to combat obesity by banning people from eating food. 

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