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Ghost unmasked by Scooby-Doo gang asks to stay on as caretaker until autumn

THE Phantom PM caught and unmasked by the Scooby-Doo gang has asked if he can remain in post as caretaker until September.

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Dorries still at large

THE SIEGE of Downing Street has ended but crazed fanatic Nadine Dorries remains at large, police have warned.

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