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Give the job to the f**king meerkat, agrees Britain

THE UK has agreed that the fucking meerkat from those bollocks website adverts would do a better job of Brexit than Theresa May. 

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'I'm being silenced by the media' says Tommy Robinson in every single newspaper

TOMMY Robinson, an ‘activist’ and ‘campaigner’ has attacked the press for silencing him, every media outlet has confirmed.

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