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Gove kidnapped by Marxist militants

MICHAEL Gove has been abducted by the militant Marxist group Enemies of Promise.

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Joe Weider's coffin lifted 3 x 10 times before being lowered into ground

BODYBUILDING guru Joe Weider’s funeral service incorporated a bout of resistance training.

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