Government unveils surefire ‘privatisation’ solution to trains being f**ked

THE transport secretary is to solve Britain’s rail problems using a foolproof strategy called ‘more privatisation’.

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Colleague insists on using bollocks file-sharing thing

A WORKER is insisting his colleagues use some annoying file-sharing app he has found, it has emerged.

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