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Government Seeks Drinking Companion For Alistair Darling

THE government is offering £7 an hour to anyone who will have a weekly pint of beer with Chancellor Alistair Darling.

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Naomi Campbell To Wrestle A Bear

SUPERMODEL Naomi Campbell has agreed to take part in a televised brawl with a bear.

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