Greatest obstacle to believing in Britain 'twats like Boris'

THE UK public has admitted they could ‘believe in Britain’ if twats like Boris Johnson did not stand a chance of leading it. 

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MPs to choose between customs union, second referendum and how the f**k did you get to the end of this sentence?

MPs will today hold a second series of indicative votes on Brexit and hello? Are you still there?

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