Green manifesto to be full of crazy stuff about oil not lasting forever

THE Green Party has been told to scrap its manifesto after it claimed oil would eventually run out.

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Man with mortgage and kid unable to throw out rave tapes

52-YEAR-OLD Tom Booker has decided at keep his rave ‘tape packs’ despite being an adult with responsibilities.

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