Half a lager and in bed by 10pm: Rishi Sunak's guide to enjoying a party

RISHI Sunak recently revealed he has never taken drugs and thinks they’re ‘horrific’. Here’s his guide to sensibly enjoying yourself at a party.

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Six heatwave warnings that are bullshit if you ask me. By a teenage dickhead

By Ryan Whittaker

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