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Homeless people are untidy, Britain reluctantly agrees

DESPITE the UK’s natural unwillingness to help the unfortunate, Burnham’s plan to end rough sleeping has won support because they are rather scruffy. 

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I hold all my key Zoom meetings in Wetherspoons. This phone speaker ban will hurt my bottom line

‘BUY,’ ‘Sell,’ What’s the margin on that?’ and ‘Borrow in yen and invest in bonds.’ Just a few of the things I say while running a major business from Wetherspoons.

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