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How the assisted dying slippery slope will allow you to request your neighbour's death by 2029

THE assisted dying bill coming to parliament this week is just the start of a slippery slope to death on demand for anyone you don’t like. Here’s how it will work: 

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Five fair, reasonable punishments for people who use their phones in the cinema

NO reprisal is too extreme for the subhuman scum who use their bright phones in dark cinemas. Even these punishments are entirely reasonable: 

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