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How to be a strong leader everybody loves: Sunak's guide for Yousaf

HUMZA, buddy, I’ve just seen the news. Bad luck, mate. Not everyone can be universally adored like me. Want to know how I do it? I’ll let you into a few secrets.

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Girlfriends keen to break snuggling-sex connection

GIRLFRIENDS have once again confirmed their desire to snuggle is unrelated to any desire to be penetrated with a penis.

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