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How to bore people off, by Keir Starmer

MANAGED to piss off your employees, your opponents and your own party? No problem. Bore them into submission like I do: 

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Londoner had to get tram, two trains, bus, Lime bike, electric scooter, boat, and cable-car to work

A LONDONER’S journey to work resembles Odysseus’s journey home from Troy according to her self-serving bullshit account of the saga. 

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